Parked on the side of the road, waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. Thinking the driver is as dangerous as a speeder, the state trooper turns on his lights and pulls the car over.
As he approaches the vehicle, the officer notices there are five elderly ladies inside—two in the front seat and three in the back—wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"
The trooper, trying to contain a chuckle, explained to her that 22 was the route number—not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.
"Before you go," the officer says, "I have to ask: Is everyone in this car okay? These women seem awfully shaken."
"Oh," she answered, "they'll be all right, sir. We just got off of Route 127."
This reminded me of something big Jane would try to pull off. =)